Christmas disappointment

[dixieoutlaw]

Well here it is early Christmas morning and I am still waiting on Santa - guess his sled must have broke a runner? Oh no wait, there is a note penned to my stocking (lacey silk). Let's read that sucker. Note says, "Dear Outlaw, I am sorry you will not receive any Christmas gifts this year from Santa. As I have talleyed up the year it has been noted that you have been a bit naughty and at times even, may I say, mischievous. Gary, you need to try to do better next year." Signed Santa Claus.

Well in retrospect, I guess ol' Santa may be partially right. Maybe he is docking me for getting stopped by the Marine police while boating not to mention getting stopped by the State Troopers while motoing. Guess I did jerk Steve and Jim's chain a bit about those stupid hats, crap there I go again guess I just can't be good.

So I am making my New Year's resolution now. To hell with Santa. It is a lot more fun to be naughty than to be a goody two shoes all year like Connie and Mari just to get a darn pair of socks and a tie.

So you better watch out, you might wanna cry, heck Vance can even pout -cause ol' Outlaw gonna have fun again next year.

Merry Christmas to all.

Love ya,
Gary

[SteveHebert]

I awoke to a clatter.......It seems that Santa left one of his reindeer here. She was planted firmly in bed with us. That big brown moose of ours is so spoiled....

Did you get the lumps of coal I left for you Outlaw? They were next to the skirt that you lift drivers enjoy wearing so much.

Merry Christmas to all and to all, well you know the rest......

[rockosmith]

Right on Outlaw!! Don't really need socks and don't much want a tie anyway.

Merry Christmas all.

[dixieoutlaw]

Hebert,
Can't you read - oh I forgot you are a cav pilot! No I did not find the coals, like I said I didn't receive nuttin'. You don't have to worry about being nice to get a gift from Santa. If you can con that bright and beautiful wife of yours to stay with you, you ain't gonna have no probems conning some ol' fat fart like Santa into bringing you a gift.

Kiss Suzanne for me.

Gary

[Vance]

Well...well...well...two shoes. I ain't poutin' cause I had good year (good for me you know). I awoke this mornin' to a bit of clatter myself. Mari couldn't wait to break into her present (1). Been workin' that con for about two weeks now. It is so much fun to fool her! I'll let her tell you about it but she said I done good .

And she did good too! She has awarded me a Dale Jarrett Racing experience at Talladega no less. 20 laps flat out! (Now Outlaw I realize you were traveling almost that fast on US278 the other day..but hey, who's countin?).

Anyway, I think I have been cleared for next year to ride all I want and where I want...at least I have the pass anyway. So..Outlaw, I can offer you some lessons on how to treat your Lady if you like..my price will be reasonable..and at any price it will be a good deal for you!

[R90srider]

Vance, your must have gotten Mari a bigger skillet this year.

Merry Christmas y'all

Bob

[Vance]

Vance, your must have gotten Mari a bigger skillet this year.

Merry Christmas y'all

Bob

Yes, a bigger one..and its a nice one too!

[gsezrider]

Anyway, I think I have been cleared for next year to ride all I want and where I want...at least I have the pass anyway.

You're going to have to learn how to keep air in a tire or you ain't gonna get too far.

[Vance]

You're going to have to learn how to keep air in a tire or you ain't gonna get too far.

Yeah, I am working on that now. I tell you its really inconvenient!

[bamabmw]

Santa loves me !!
I got a 3-piece Craftsman set of Framing nailer, finishing nailer, and brad nailer in a hard case with extra nails, etc.
Two Jimmy Buffet novels...a R69s BMW model with working suspension and moving wheels and handlebars....two new cookie baking sheets...a four wheeled upright cart to bring wood into the house for fires...an adjustable wrench........a pasta machine to roll my clay with for making clay beads and stuff.....extra clay in different colors and some new clay cutting/molding/carving tools....green clogs with daisies to match my yellow clogs with lady bugs..( know Vance will love those)...a photo collage framed with pics of me and Josh from since he was a baby and upwards in years....and a Handi Vac meal sealer with extra bags....a new coffee press....a beaded wire motorcycle art piece bought from Bogart's (was made in Africa)...a real Raspberry Kringle from up there in them Northern parts of this US of A.....a third piece of my decorative oriental bird plate collection....a book called "Ductagami" so I can make stuff out of duct tape (that should be interesting)...a snowman candy tower...a santa candle....a Hawaian Island calendar with beautiful pictures...a new Atlas for my travels...a DVD with all my Mom's home movies from since me and my brothers were kids, transferred on to it....and a huge box of Harry and David chocolates !!!!

Gary.........you better be good !!! It Pays !!!

connie

[Bikebum]

I gave Malvene some new seeds for her Chia Head and a Clap-On/Clap-Off. She is one happy girl!

[Vance]

I gave Malvene some new seeds for her Chia Head and a Clap-On/Clap-Off. She is one happy girl!

Oh and I could so see it in her face tonight...you are special J.J.

[gsezrider]

Oh and I could so see it in her face tonight...you are special J.J.

I think you're right Vance. I thought Malvene looked especially happy last night. Of course it could have been all the sparkling conversation about the stones and I don't mean rolling.

[dixieoutlaw]

Connie,
I always knew you were a goody two-shoes. It sure paid off for you. I can tell you that you will love your air tools, sure beats slinging a hammer. Next item I would recommend is a set of gear wrenches ( I should put this in the what works thread). Once you use those babies you won't ever figure out how you got along with out them. Especially, working in tight spots (no Hebert, I ain't referring to a tight jam you have gotten yo'self in with Suzanne.)
Nevertheless, I think I will just continue to be naughty .
Gary