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    I have been looking over the recent threads and have noticed Hebert has been on desperate effort to gather a force to take on the old outlaw. First he enlists his fellow Cav officer, Delta61. Then he makes a broadcast looking for a long lost Marine friend to help him. Then he jumps on the bandwagon to bring the visiting Air Force guy to help out. And now, today he says he has some other old crusty retired Warrant Officer to help take on this redneck outlaw.
    All I can say is bring them on. As all good southern boys know from their "War Beteeen the States" history, any southern boy can take on 10 yankees and win (problem was they sent about 15 to 1 against us.) So Herbert you still need to enlist some more folks. Have you called the Navy to see if they can send a cruiser up the Cahaba? Maybe get you some wimmen folks. That would probably work better since I like wimmen.
    Bottom line, I ain't asked for no help. I been taking the world on alone since I was born on the wrong side of the tracks to an illiterate, ex-con, boot-legging father.

    Hebert, just one request. Try not to sling mud on my new Olympic jacket.

    Gary
    The Outlaw
    Last edited by dixieoutlaw; 01-19-2008, 04:31 AM.
    Charm and Mr. Congeniality

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    Originally posted by dixieoutlaw View Post
    I have been looking over the recent threads and have noticed Hebert has been on desperate effort to gather a force to take on the old outlaw. First he enlists his fellow Cav officer, Delta61. Then he makes a broadcast looking for a long lost Marine friend to help him. Then he jumps on the bandwagon to bring the visiting Air Force guy to help out. And now, today he says he has some other old crusty retired Warrant Officer to help take on this redneck outlaw.
    All I can say is bring them on. As all good southern boys know from their "War Beteeen the States" history, any southern boy can take on 10 yankees and win (problem was they sent about 15 to 1 against us.) So Herbert you still need to enlist some more folks. Have you called the Navy to see if they can send a cruiser up the Cahaba? Maybe get you some wimmen folks. That would probably work better since I like wimmen.
    Bottom line, I ain't asked for no help. I been taking the world on alone since I was born on the wrong side of the tracks to an illiterate, ex-con, boot-legging father.

    Hebert, just one request. Try not to sling mud on my new Olympic jacket.

    Gary
    The Outlaw
    Did you win that jacket?
    The TennTom is deeper.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by dixieoutlaw View Post
      Hebert, just one request. Try not to sling mud on my new Olympic jacket.

      Gary
      The Outlaw
      Is that what the cattle farmers are calling it now?

      Don't worry Gary, I wouldn't possibly do something like that.

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