Where Is Everybody???

[Bikebum]

Doggone Gator, we looked out the windows at the Christmas party to see a big ole buck looking back in at us. Tommy Arnold "shot" him with a Canon D9. Maybe he will post a picture for us.

[dixieoutlaw]

otay guys, you'ens all nos us'ens er jus habing sum fun, but gosh darn hit sumbody iz gonna get on dis here forum and wunder what in the hell they habe stumbled onto. Ides shonuf likes to bez a fly on der wall when dem starts reeding des post.
Day mighten tanks allus is coonasses.
Sorry Gator.
Hope all of you redneck bassers habe a wonder Christmas.
Just remember to pray for dem caborey abators in Enterprise. Dems needen alls de hulp dey can get.


BTW, Gator yo reply cracked me up.
Outlaw

[Gator]

Mais Outlaw mon frere, I has showed yo ritin to Boudreaux.It take him some time to figuh out what you say cauze he say you rite too fass and he caint read dat fass. He kina hole up on tellin me what you say cauze he say you ansult dem coonass. Butt he do say dat you wish evawebody a Marry Christmas so ole Boudreaux he startin to tink you is ahrite. He tink you mus haf sum o dat coonass in you somwere in yo blud. Merry Christmas from me, Wanda & Boudreaux.
Gator

[dixieoutlaw]

Gator,
youse iz quackin me up. bes leb Boudreaux long, i no him is Wanda's kinfok fur reel. OLe Puddin' he dun go an got sumpen starred width dis heare thread hain't he. Outlaw jus ain't kwik enuf to kept up width dem fok downen Luzeanne.
Tels de pruty wimman ids wanna danks width her.

Outlaw from Alebamy

[slammer]

I'm thinkin somebody got into the Christmas Egg Nog a little early.

[Gator]

Hey Slammer, it's not just any ole egg nog. It's made with gator eggs and Johnny Walker Blue Label. Gooooooood stuff. Or maybe it's because I accidentally slipped the label from the bottle into the DVD drive on my putor. No wonder it's been acting kinda strangew lately. Hey wait an egg crackin minute, I didn't talk cajun for this entire post. I guess I need some more aig nog.
Gator

[dixieoutlaw]

Hay Slammer,
Whaz de hell width that thar do-rag on yo head. Donchun no dis a sereus bunch of Beemer riders in disem club. Yo gonna hab to go git that Harley swagger outta yo blud.
Just kidding my friend, be nice to meet you. Plan on coming to the Jan meeting at Montevallo. You might meet someone nice there, but then again he might have to work that weekend and then you will be stuck with the likes of Cornbread, Chuckwagon, Pudding, Gator, Outlaw and other various low lifes.

Outlaw

[BMWWANDRR]

Sure wish we could have been to the party. I'll bee waiting for the pictures to show up. See you all soon.

[slammer]

Hay Slammer,
Whaz de hell width that thar do-rag on yo head. Donchun no dis a sereus bunch of Beemer riders in disem club. Yo gonna hab to go git that Harley swagger outta yo blud.
Just kidding my friend, be nice to meet you. Plan on coming to the Jan meeting at Montevallo. You might meet someone nice there, but then again he might have to work that weekend and then you will be stuck with the likes of Cornbread, Chuckwagon, Pudding, Gator, Outlaw and other various low lifes.

Outlaw

A guy with a nickname of "outlaw" is complaining about my do rag???

[bamabmw]

YOu gotta watch that Outlaw...........
He's a closet "do rag" wearer.

[Wrong Way]

Hell Slammer, if you come to Montevallo you may even see some Harleys.

[SteveHebert]

I go away for one year and this place has gone to hell! Don't let that crazy outlaw post anything, ever again. He guts his own diealekt now!

Bearded Steve

[dixieoutlaw]

Bearded Steve, or is the con artist extrodnare. Your name wuz mud up at that there Ribfest. Seemed like a bunch of folks had worked on yo bike so you could come up then you go and wimp out with some sorry excuse like I got a head cold.
Thar were sum suggestions that they go back to enterprise and snatch the tires off Louise.

How you been doing my friend?

Outlaw

[SteveHebert]

My name mights be mud, but I got them thar rednecks and hoodlums to work on my bike for me

Seriously though, I felt like crap having them do the work and me not going. I was physically exhausted and just could not do it. It's a good thing I didn't, cuz Louise has an electrical issue and I would have been standing on the side of the road, again with my sweetie. She doesn't enjoy those kind of get aways.

Oh well. Life goes on.

I may be home in time for the MOA rally. We'll see.

Later,

Steve

[Vance]

Hey Steve I too am glad you were not caught with Suz'anne on the side of the road. She would have been upset with you AND us...and we don't need that!

I hope you can be home in time for the MOA rally. Now I admit I may be a little biased but it is gonna be a blast.....you should be there!