Directions from Boudreaux

[Gator]

I met up with ole Boudreaux in town today. I asked him what was the quickest way to get to New Orleans from here. He asked me if I was walking or driving. I said that I was driving. He said "dat's duh quickest way". That Boudreaux is something else.
Gator

[dixieoutlaw]

Wha do ol Boudreaux tink abou de stimulus plan? Wonder if he tink hit is a private issue left in bedroom? Bet ol Boudreaux tink Viagra best stimulus plan.

Outlaw

[Gator]

Wha do ol Boudreaux tink abou de stimulus plan? Wonder if he tink hit is a private issue left in bedroom? Bet ol Boudreaux tink Viagra best stimulus plan.

Outlaw

Ole Boudreaux say the bess stimoolus is raw oysters. At lease dat's what Thibodaux's girl fren toll him
Gator

[dixieoutlaw]

Gator,
Yous go and tells Thibodeaux and Boudreaux das I go and went and tooks dare advice and buy sum of dem thar rah awsters and when I gets home me wife ases me wat I be doing. I tells hur des suppos be gut fur the stimulos and we hab good time together. She say man yous needs to takey care of da deflayshun problem furst. I tought it wuz de same thang.
Me gues ya tells yo little prutty wife me wants to danks with her next time wes togather.

Outlaw

[Gator]

Outlaw,
I don't know how to break this to you, but I witnessed this for myself on the cruise - I don't have any photographic proof, but I promise you this is a true account - I saw Miss Polly dancing with Gator!!! And they were both enjoying it - they were smiling from ear to ear!!! Sorry to have to tell you that, but I thought you should know.
Ma'am Gator

[dixieoutlaw]

I jest knowed that Miss Polly would two-time the Outlaw once she hered about mah deflashun problem. Just can't trust them cute little young girls.
Outlaw