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    I spent the best part of the week after the MOA rally giving my R1150GS a thorough service and repair. Actually after 134,000 miles I decided it was time to change the break in oil. While at it, I replaced front and rear brake pads, flushed brake fluid, replaced alternator belt, removed Ohlins for another rebuild (those things really do suck), repaired running lights after 1 ½ years, replaced air filter, changed all fluids, checked wheel and steering bearings, cleaned up threads on many bolts and nuts, adjusted valves, replaced gaskets on valve covers, new plugs, throttle body synch, de-carbonization, repaired throttle meister, and other minor tweets. You get the picture, I really did give it a good going over, then yesterday I had a weak moment and actually washed, waxed and polished the bike after cleaning the wheels. Yep don’t faint, Outlaw has one clean bike.
    This is where the bad timing comes in. Today I received another excellent Alabeemer Newsletter and discovered that our president was offering to take folks out to dinner and even wash their bikes if they bought 10 books of raffle tickets. If I had received the letter yesterday, I may have just ordered up 10 books for myself, just to watch Ron try the impossible – clean my bike. Hey, but I still have the R1100GS and it might be dirtier than the 1150 – options still open.
    Now my other bit of bad timing. Got my old R27 running and decided to ride it to Athens this past weekend wearing my Nazi helmet (see prior newsletters for story on the Nazi helmet) to the monthly cruise in of classic automobiles. The weather looked stormy, but I just had to do it after being run out of town 44 years ago.
    As I sat around the square sharing lies with the passing crowd, the lightning and thunder began. I decided to pack up my Kermit chair so I could make a quick get-away if it began to rain. With the first drops, I kicked the ol’ girl to life and decided to ride to my sister’s house about 1 ½ miles away. The first signal caught me, and as I sat there it began to rain. The next signal also caught me and by now the bottom had fallen out and I’m sitting there with absolutely no rain gear, just blue jeans, a leather jacket and the Nazi helmet. The light changed and the rain came heavier. About half way to my sister’s it was about to beat my eyes out, so I closed one eye and squinted with the other trying to ride down the now flooded street. Arriving at my sister’s, I could not have been wetter if I had jumped in the river.
    I asked her to give me something to wear and put my clothes in the dryer. She gave me a towel to wrap around, then I placed all my clothes first in the washer to spin out the excess water and then into the dryer to dry. Thank the Lord for family.
    Despite the bad timing with the weather, it was another great adventure for the Outlaw.
    Photos of going to the cruise in may be viewed at:


    Later,
    Outlaw
    Last edited by dixieoutlaw; 08-05-2009, 09:18 PM.
    Charm and Mr. Congeniality

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    Gary, How much do you want for that helmet?
    Jim Dubick
    2010 R1200RT
    BMW MOAL BMWMOA

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    • #3
      Yep, I warned Ron that you might just buy those tickets to see him wash your bike. I advised him that might not be such a great idea on his part. Little did I know that you would finally give in to your hidden desire to give the poor bike a bath! Ron, you are indeed a lucky man!

      And about the R27...you were really cool...until the rain began! Looked like a lot of fun unti then though. the blue truck is my favorite! this is a monthly gathering?
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      • #4
        Jim,
        Thanks for offering to buy the helmet. Just not for sale at any price and I really meant that. Not really worth much except for my memories. Just thankful my Mama kept up with it and my old Harley Davidson Jacket while I wandered through college and then around the world with the Army. Hope someday one of my grandsons will wear both the jacket and the helmet, but probably won't happen as I think their Mom's are trying to make them good citizens .

        Vance,
        Monthly cruise in around the square in Athens - 1st Sat. nite of each month and one annual one with judging and all that stuff. It really is a big cruise in for the annual one. I think it happens in April.

        Here is a tidbit I didn't include in the above post. The R27 has a steering dampner or something like that that I don't fully understand (Ya know my oilheads ain't that fancy.) Anyway, I had loosened this thing up when I was working on it. On my way to Athens actually down Clem Road about 1/2 mile from the house, I thought I might tightening it up and maybe improve the ride on this awful road (you know the one.) With one hand on the throttle and going between 35 -40 mph (speedo don't work, so this is a guess) I begin tightening the knob. All of a sudden the bike darts hard left and I'm only holding with one hand. If I had been meeting a car, I would have been a gonner. I gave the bike a hard countersteer and then it darted just as hard to the right. You guessed right, I was uncranking the previous input as fast as I could and the bike was dartin' all over hell with me hanging on with my throttle hand. Finally got it loosened and going straight. Scared the crap out of me. Then I got to thinking this could have been ugly. I had on this old helmet with basically no liner and absolutely no chin strap and it is sitting on the crown of my head because my ol' head is larger now than when I was 16 - but obviously not smarter. I got on regular blue jeans and a dress leather jacket. I did have on my riding boots and glues. Wonder if this outfit qualifies as ATGATT? Guess the police could have laughed their butts off as they scraped me up if I hadn't got that beast under control. Lesson learned -don't screw with anything you don't understand while in motion.
        Some old airhead guy please give me a lesson on this knob before I hurt meself.
        Outlaw
        Charm and Mr. Congeniality

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        • #5
          Gary I had a similar experience on an R80 I once owned. Turned out to be dried out grease in the steering head bearings that caused it to bind. You are right. It will scare the crap out of you.

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          • #6
            Gary, I sure am glad to hear you washed your bike! I've been having nightmares about you winning The President's Contest! There's still time for you to get it dirty again before the end of the contest! Ron

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